Working on Virgin Media’s TV editorial content engine made me realise that TV shows and films are huge franchises with merchandise lines that span all manner of things.

So I felt it was a fitting tribute to produce some “product ideas” that never saw the light of day.

Thor's Hammer - £6

Dolores, A.I Assistant - £299.99

The Shining Shoe Polish - £13

Ted's Heat Defeat - £8

Rose Apothecary Body Lotion - £10

Hawkins Message Lights - £29.99

The Game With A Twist - £10

Dune Spice - £2